I mean, if you haven’t thought about switching to GEICO, frankly, you’re missing out. Uh… The mobile app makes it easy to manage your policy, even way out here. Your marshmallow’s… Get digital ID cards, emergency roadside service, even file… Continue Reading
I’m your blind spot. And my job is easy: hide big things. You’re good. And with your cut-rate insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. So get Allstate. You could save money and be better protected from Mayhem… like… Continue Reading
– Being married’s so nice. I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. (audience laughing) That’s not really a joke, that’s just a little sweet thing I like to say. (audience laughing) ‘Cause I’ve been… Continue Reading
Could switching the GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Did the little piggy cry “wee wee wee” all the way home? Weeeeeee! Wee weee weeeeee! Weeeeeeeee! Weeee! Weeeeee! Max, Maxwell! Yeah? You’re home. Oh cool. Thanks,… Continue Reading
Uh-oh! Guess what day it is?? Guess what day it is! Huh…anybody? Julie! Hey… guess what day it is?? Ah come on, I know you can hear me. Mike Mike Mike…Mike what day is it Mike? Ha ha! Leslie, guess… Continue Reading
Hip, hip, hooray! It’s not where you come from, or who comes first, but family is everything. On Loan. The story of an adopted child whose happy lifestyle comes to a sudden end. It’s from my real father. A man… Continue Reading
Fuck. Ugh, my fucking student loans. (off screen) Don’t pay your student loans. Wha.. what? Don’t pay your student loans. Do something fun with the money instead. I have to pay my student loans. Why? What’s really going to happen… Continue Reading
Accidents can fall off your driving record every 3 years. Ask your insurance company about discounts you may now be eligible for.